A long long time ago in the landscape of Ireland a man asked the gods for cocks.

An angry moomin.

You only live once, so try to have sex and poo at the same time.

"You can only lives once", said Terminator.

A crying bear buries a couple of girls who were playing dead to avoid a bear attack. Ironic, isn't it?

Just one regular guy from Chernobyl.

Hello Kitty is now DEA agent. She also got killed by a mexican drug dealer and this little cute kitten used to love m00t. RIP my dear.

Finn asked Flame Princess for boobs. She refused to flash, so Finn said "GTFO" to her... breaking her heart.

That's weird, someone changed my shell for a piece of shit, though the hipster snail.

'So you can blow this and you can blow that' Said the Armenian turtle.

A crazy MonsterHigh has hearth-hand-grenades and no legs.

So bye bye Miss American Pie.