Doodle or Die

THIS IS MY STANDU, THE HAYTERS-GA. DISRESPECT ME AND DAVID HAYTER WILL TWEET ABOUT IT!

The dubs machine lands on the lucky double seven, giving you two of the rarest capsule toys.

The head without a torso points at himself in the mirror, degrading himself by calling himself fat. He wants to lose weight, but can't.

Master golden buddah frog plays a shitar like a sitar while the red hooded cultists gaze on in awe and rapture of the funky tunes.

Amputee blind mute Link has only one reason for living now. His abdominals.

A music note about to pop a cap on someone.

Doodle or Die

Davy Jones thinks he's Tom Jones, but in reality, he's just naked and showing off his Kraken.

New Chain

Kai Leng, Donte, and Hatred sitting around discussing the finer nuances of their edgy craft

Cool snake decides between Butt Lite or Real G to drink. Might take both, might take neither.

JC Denton contemplates banana

A chill sun chilling with a slightly chilled box of Capn' Crunch.

Pacman vore. Or it could be pacman with one of those alien mouths in its mouth, warning you to stay away.

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