The Fall of Man

BRRAT BRRAT MOTHERFUCKER

A young Jacques Derrida gets pounded by Judith Butler with a strapon. A crowd of Analytic philosophers look on in disgust and dismay.

HOLY SHIT THIS MOUSE GOIN NUCULER

Tom Cruise draws upon his mastery of the Dark Art of Dianetics to destroy the degenerate Jean-Paul Sartre once and for all.

An obnoxious /v/irgin decides to jack off to his own animoo drawing.

Kierkegaard is the DIRECT cause of the fall of civilization while Jesse Pinkman learns to be Speed-Racer by being both fast and Japanese.

The Fall of Man

A woman with a VERY well-defined jawline asks "Who?"

A blue girl with feathers for breasts feels violated.

A walking fleshlight gets a scrapped knee

A Spartan/Legionnaire with a BOOTYLICIOUS BACK SIDE (he's a beautiful boy) is calling his lover to aid him with picking up a shield.