You'll never guess. Diglett is actually a... a...

What, you don't know what a Swablu is? Then look it up! Go to Bulbapedia instead of interrupting the chain! ...said Swablu.

Pikachu man trying to seduce pikachu bartender lady by telling of his most recent beatdown... "Then I said: 'pika pika'"

"I'm not Magikarp! I'm a Gyarados! Be scared of me! Look, I'm up in the air, like a Gyarados! RAAARGH!" Tentacruel and Tentacool: -_-

The dapper man at the Pokemon fan club reveals to the Seel owner that he's actually... a BRONYTA! The Seel-owner, a brunette, gasps.

Pichu looks wistfully upon a Thunder Stone. "One day..."

Brock models eyeliner and lipstick. Beautiful.

Jeff Starly and Zubatman ignore the Zubat Signal.

Shiny Dragonair: "Don't follow your dreams." How inspirational.

Me and you and everyone we know. Apparently, we only know Mario, Derpy maybe?, Zelda, Piderman, and Baman.

Godzilla... is ALIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

The Raccoon Vampire Badass begins to cry blood at the realization that it's... EXPIRED...