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a man upset he bought a horny chair because it was on sale. the chair is blushing at the thought of touching the mans butt

Doodle or Die

Gusteau the chef is serving you a turkey. His car is out, and he has extra stuffed your turkey. (i would not eat his turkey)

free yellow ice cream (i think its piss, dont trust it)

mosquito as big as the trees

Lady and the tramp spaghetti scene

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a terrifying half women, half dog is crawling up the stairs towards you. it is truly terrifying

STOCK PRICES ARE ALL OVER MAN

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a chad looking dexter saying "who ya calling goofy"

a rat eating a big ass sandwhich

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an angel and a snake are in love. the snakes father is not happy

Mr. Burns is trying to seduce you

girl sleeping on the floor. i hope shes okay

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