Another country getting scared due to America wearing a mask that either resembles president Ronald Reagan or George Bush
"Why is this pasta black in color? What sauce did you put on this?! Disgusting!"
Prussia trying to say his name is Prussia but everyone responding with "Oh,I'm sorry you're suffering through pressure."
Austria finding out about Boku no Chopin(It's an actual manga, there are a lot of Boku nos)
The Rat Curse in France
"Isn't that the one girl whose mother dresses her up weirdly to get attention on the internet?"
England with a cuppa tea in his hand saying "Did you urinate on my goose?"