The nail isn't quite long enough.

Passing a test :)

Your mother where she should be.

Drunken lout puking in the road at night and is caught by the police.

Person's head explodes after trying to comprehend mathematics.

Fairy Godmother is evil: No lie.

"I love pony" surrounded by many hearts.

An angel that is high.

Onion jumping from a snowy mountain top.

I have no idea. :D

My worst nightmare! Box head wants surprise sex.

Go away rain!