No. No, I refuse to make that joke. No way.

Titdick masturbates again. He/she isn't very excited about it.

This soul brotha wears whiteface.

This girl is upset due to her inability to hold a poorly-drawn penis.

The court finds the defendant guilty on all charges of nose ring-pop. The sentence is life without parole.

You've startled my one-eyed monster!

Fuck, I stepped in an orange lemon. That just ruins my whole day.

A green man looks like he's about to be raped by a stick figure with a poorly drawn dick. I swear I recognize that green guy...

It is a screaming old cat. He looks rather angry. Maybe you shouldn't be messing around with that cat.

The ugly duckling has just gotten his driver's license and is going for his first drive in a pickup truck. The last thing he ever does.