I cried fingers because of how sad I was.

An angsty burger looks like he doesn't care what his parents think. He's off to tear up the town with his leather jacket and invisible car.

no that's a poptart

close-up of an issue of Spider-Man

sea frisbee

Harry Potter on the Chamber of Feces

spaghetti hobos receive new easybake oven

suppository pokeball

this sushi has telekinetic powers

James Bond is at the center of a neutron star and he forgot all his bullets.

Clint Eastwood, sporting a magnificent new stache, must seek work at Home depot to feed his addiction for having a prostitute on his head.

A large Australian mammal that evolved from the koala wants to know what the fuck a doki is.