what came first. the legless chicken? or the sitting egg.

i used to play with a mutant basketbaseball but then i took an arrow to the knee. and the chest. and the throat. dammit.

sometimes when god is bored he rains grape juice.

Humpty dumpty had a great fall. Humpty dumpty turned into a mean mutha' ghost ridin' pediatric practitioner.

what the fuck.

darn michelle phan.

A kid self combusted so finitely that he molecularized into oblivion.

humpppty dumpty saw a brickwall. humpty had a big ass fall. all the kings horses. and all the kings men. ended up dead. :D

i aint seen my bawls bawls bawls.

its a nightmare beating the living shit out of a snake that just had breakfast and crowned him king.

NOOOO.

satanic ass firey exams that want to raep little students.