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The whale is smug because he escaped from the loaf of confused bread.

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The hipster is unaware that those giant headphones make him look like an idiot.

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This wannabe ninja turtle hated math prior to his transformation into a ninja turtle.

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A blue bird has found a cracker that says "WTF."

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For example, LOLCats, Advice Animals, and before that, Colin Mochrie.

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The spider has been cut in half. We are saved!

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An angry blonde with wonky eyes is distraught over the loss of a pin.

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A purple person is so surprised that his neck gets really long and loopy.

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A motorcycle racer in a blue helmet is sad because he has to pull down the purple curtain.

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Women's stockings of varying types, and a slip, hang on a clothesline to dry in the sun. One sock has no mate.

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You feel strangely compelled to do as the angry minotaur asks.

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Larry the Cock discovers that red and blue together make purple! (Also, teenaged boys.)

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