A man with displaced limbs staring at the sun awkwardly, pondering about shit and his eyes.

Doodle or Die

Well I got this eye because I am half Jewish, half Indian. Nice tits by the way.

Outfit of Polka Master Yoda is in. Hatin' Be Bitches they are.

Zombie Balloon is taking a bite out of a giant's knee. Silly Zombie Balloon!

Doodle or Die

A Alligator twirling a trumpet on his fingers, wanting to be a better Gator because prostitution and alcohol took his wife away.

"should I call the police?"... "nah, it just looks like a flesh wound, he'll heal."

The weather radar for Antartica

It looks like Britains Flag, so obviously its a piece of junk. Draw IT!

A saxophone falling from the sky in a thunderstorm and unlucky enough to land next to a bomb. Poor Saxophone. :(

Evil Baby Batman Villain Derp Face.

T-i-double guh-er!

An intricate object that has all the meaning of the universe inside of it.

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