Blue-eyed penguin describes recent trip to Africa

rabbit throwing up a red pepper that went in through its butt

when the tree fell in the forest it actually had a complex nervous system with cephalization and yelled "AHHHH!"

that creepy uncle that probably molested you as a child but you're not sure because of repressed memories

that black monster thing from that one movie with the little girl that goes to the bath house and her parents are pigs

STEPHEN DON'T DIE WE'RE GOING TO FIND YOU

I won Monopoly by bashing that mustaschoed man's head in with a shovel.

Confused Batman the Fat Man

STOP PUTTING YOU FAGGETRY ON ME

squirtle serial killer

New Chain

The Little Mermaid gets a makeover

Bobby Moody embarrassing himself again by singing Bon Jovi

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