Warning: Deep throating carrots may lead to broken blood vessels and/or mild to moderate seizures.

Gordo, the fattest little elf, was kicked out of the Kiebler Tree due to his excessive sweating and pungent odor. A snake lays in wait.

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African American James Kirk and Dr. Spock cry out in treachery at Khan's fiendishness.