Shrek requests some paint.

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a client requests a double edged potato

magic pig

New Chain

anal grease

Nobody knows.

shark puppy

Pizza face.

Doodle or Die

Retarded spiderman baby.

Fu Yeh ck.

One eyed Dickbutt.

bad hair

Not amused by the number 6, which happens to be plugged into a wall outlet.

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