Worst way to commit suicide

Alien creates blaster to turn jam filled donuts into donut filled jam but the donuts are green

Grass shark scares borrowers

Segway replaced by safer less environmentally friendly alternative

Giant jelly bean closes A470

Brain sea thinking about cut out animals while firing laser beam out of eyes

Gimp cat sets house on fire, then realises it's his house and cries

Gimp with pig ears not getting beer

Failed interviewee told to learn agile or jump down elevator shaft and get rid of mullet

Wow, yellow circle with face on it... How creative

Hah! My invisible flag will never be seen!

And thus the world was flooded with cheese puffs!