A happy piece of toast

Large genetically modified carrot is mad that someone called the national guard to stop his endless trail of destruction.

A pig is crying over the remains of his cremated family

Creepy dude with lipstick grips a butterfly who's pretty damn unhappy with the whole situation

Guy with a croissant for a head

A guy with purple skin and yellow spots in a room where all the walls are surfaces are also purple with yellow spots. He has pointy teeth.

a treasure map that you can poop on

the joker's eyes and mouth and he's grinning sorta menacingly

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