in the kingdom where everything dies, the sky is mortal

I hate it when my uncle's nose implant leaks.

A scene kid does something cool for once

MALFUNCTION

Local ordinance states that you must keep your pet insect leashed at all times.

Sauron is pretty bad at math.

The crash caused the firetruck to expel its cargo of pythons and black olives.

Old man Jenkins' squirrel lamps are kind of creepy...

An orange, bat-like man with a swollen ankle vomiting

HELP I SEEM TO BE GROWING AT AN ABNORMALLY LARGE RATE