a blue head is shocked when he walks in on his two goldfish having sex in the dark

boba fett strategically dodges poop pizzas with raisins

ew this creeper has birth defects

monty the python is a teacher and tells his student to turn to page 169 in the book, "Stars and Shit"

EXPLOSIVE FUCKIN DIARRHEA

my pregnant seahorse died

pretty patty

whoops i spilled my popcorn

shrek is love shrek is LIFE

hamburgular escapes from jail and holds up sir piggy bank who is looking rather snazzy today

a man is trapped in the ocean of piss, he cant swim so he kills himself by stabbing his own self in the neck with his finger

mr shark is hungry for some fish