a long-necked dinosaur struggling to get into a striped grey sweater.

a monster, lurking in the shadows, with big bushy eyebrows and a white crown. also, his eyes are blue, and he only has one glove.

A renegade pumpkin that refuses to stay inside the lines.

super saiyan harry potter going to the disco at nighttime.

man with laser eyes makes toast while holding a pee he has had to take since he woke up.

A pink squid sitting on an straw cone, smiling to welcome its death at the hands of a floating heart.

A guy with a sweet jacket and two swords of unequal length is going to fight a small green alien. The sun is shouting "N" in protest.

Satan is proud that he finally groomed his tail into a pitchfork, this eliminating his need to carry his old pitchfork around.

David after Dentist, but without any background or the benefit of being a child. I guess just a dude tripping balls.

Jabba the Hutt as a $5/hr escort.

A man staring at a prompt on his computer with periods over his head.

A black guy wearing a green hat. I'd say he might be in the military, but their kind aren't allowed to serve among the glorious whites.