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A MAN WITH THREE TONGUES

Kellogs cereal comes from whales!

A man on a house yelling "LEROY" at two flying tampons

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A stickcaveman brushes his teeth with a spear by a poorly drawn camp fire

Dead stick men tell no tales

A fallen star gave up on life and now drives trucks

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A traffic cone monster disobeys all of the laws

An assortment of pool balls falling from the sky

An adorable baby purple dinosaur!

Placenta sonic demands to be birthed

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