DO NOT DOODLE ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

Emo kid never reveals their gender because they're interrupted by Raven from Teen Titans.

Sleeping Beauty (whose hair is on fire and has gum in it) doesn't know what to dream about?

The Emoji Movie sequel decides to go full on Fan Service having Meh star in Porno Parodies of Rocky

the reason why your pizza is always late

Man is sad that he accidentally tore a candy heart in half

That's a lot of damage

Froppy loves you

Ness tries to cheer up Captain Male-Period by showing him his giant pinkie

The No Me Gusta guy is appalled to discover that his Christmas present came from Arthur, the Aardvark who murdered his mom with FlexTape

God finally decides to punish humanity for inventing McDonalds

Charlie Sheen is shocked to discover an ant on a wet leaf