Gotta deliver fast.

Demon dog barks.

For 1500 points: a ____ a day keeps the ____ away.

the yellow headed stick figure with googley eyes is terrified of the large headed dog-sized mouse with a triangular nose.

Broccoli LeBron James.

Stand back dear, I shall take down this door with my light saber!

sentient house.

blue man group member laughing.

"At the Mountains of Madness" re-written by Jennifer "Hamburger" Hepler.

Peeking in on someone dressing.

Captain earth outdoes Captain Planet.

God gets mugged.