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A person of African decent loves white colors because he is not white.

Ninja turtle that lost his arms and is trying to cope.

Doodle or Die

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Developer learns they don't know shit about video games.

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New Chain

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New Chain

What happens when you die.

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The Earth being called dumb and doesn't care.

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