no says a fat bitch

"Must drink coke forever" said the boy, struggling to stay upright after downing his 89th can of the fizzy, and somewhat unhealthy beverage.

"No me gusta" said the pair of eyes - for all of you thickies out there, that means 'I don't like', or literally, 'It doesn't please me.'

mouth shoots out stripy colourful lines towards the sun

"But that is not all I can do...", said the cat...

shrivelled grey finger protrudes menacingly from a pointy banana (no naughty thoughts now darlings)

a rather crude message, containing some profanities. Please approach with warning.

#swag bitch

poo on you

2 girls one cup

i need to piss said the man, not wanting to get out of bed because he was scared of the dark

draw me