Turns out Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer was a assasin robot. His nose shoots laser beams at santa, setting him on fire. >3.6

A +1 Shoe of Self Tying

Rhino sits contemplatively unaware that retarded kids think he's a pokemon and are gonna throw rocks at him to annoy him before a pokeball

A 3 footed lemon with bunny ears and eyes pisses on a blue line. Fight the power.

Bender shooting blood from his eyes at the sun. The sun is unhappy, and bender is leaning back and clutching his head. Try to fuck that up.

Computer Porn. Literally

Hello kitty

Yo dawg, got da bling bling mah nigguh

Man vomits after seeing the state of modern day video games. He must be an entitled baby

A cat is nearing the Euro Zone, thankfully far from the Amerifats

A piece of paper is about to kill another with a shitty sword.

Zelda from that shitty DS sailing game has a exclamation mark ontop of her head.