Founding fathers were actually ants.

Water bottle catches wife computer cheating on him with a well endowed printer.

Two fishes share a delicious glass of mayo under the moonlight sky. Fishes or fish? FISHES OR FISH?!

Senpai is being indifferent >.<

the sun, impaled with darkness

Koosalagoopagoop

Two zeroes and a 3.

I hate you dad! I hope you step on a lego!

You know what? Yeah, yeah I will grow my bangs out.

Give me your love, shove it into me.

Pain is my only emotion.

I know dude, the beach boys are criminally underrated