pompous seadwelling asshole

that hip new attitude that gets nothing done

New Chain

and so i says to him i says, "what do you mean a PIZZA SALAD? whaddo i look like to yous, some kinda GENIE?" fuckin pinhead.

Doodle or Die

The Green Lantern

Fires, maiming, gun violence. Just a regular day at the office.

New Chain

elf ritual

a fish wears an obvious toupe.i wonder if he knows everyone can tell

ur mum lol

A really cool brown crayon professes that he can dance while he listens to his boombox.

An excited pear with green hair and blue eyes.

New Chain

A wizard displaying his mighty prowess.

User contemplates de spein

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