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A T-rex gives a handshake to President Obama. The implications are ruled with death.

Unicorn screwing a fish in a hot sandwich

One does not simply take a diarrhea dump on mount doom

A man is being hung in front of lots of food. He wants it. And the problem is in his pants.

A giant booger cutting off an albino man's head with a scythe

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