The word 'no' but bedazzled as FUCK.

Damn. That guy is CUT. He's only 60?

Just a pink cube with a buck ass tooth

The year is 20XX. All of the numbers have given up.

Stoned as fuck squiggly arm guy is yelling at small child who is holding a blade of grass. It's raining.

Peanut Gopher #1 is pissed at Peanut Gopher #2 for slipping on urine.

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Invisible Dad must kill his children, and is rewarded with two hours of absolute invisibility. His nemesis is an Acid-Spitting Mammoth.

The "G-Spot"

Man with misshapen boner attempts to eat a sandwich whilst pterodactyls are jealous as fuck.

Actual shit.

Walrus is confused by the power of the rushing water.

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