Salt is fucking free at the grocery store today!! Stock up now and SAVE

A plump human heart, ripe for the picking.

A starving man drools over a bird.

An androgynous emo youngster pouts and slouches.

Three cannons learn about algebra

Flagpoles fly the banner of a new nation, emblazoned with a Smiley insignia

Wait... this Sushi is still alive!

A little boy opens Pandora's Box

A siamese Chocobo chick

The most delicious, indulgent, rich dessert you've ever seen sits before you on a silver platter.

A hairy, floating droid with three bulbous chins.

She should've watched the road, but she was busy texting.