A cycloptic monster has taken over a pink girl's head; she is jealous of free people, but can't help smiling.

Code blue! Code blue! The fairy has escaped the jar! I repeat, she's escaped the jar!

And lo, from the great darkness, there came forth a river of spinach soup.

Black best friends: so everyone will know you're not a racist.

Here lies bisected Hipsterfish. He will not be particularly missed, frankly.

I AM NOT AFRAID TO ASK THE IMPORTANT PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS OF OUR AGE.

This is animu, bitches. We ALL have blue hair!

No, thank you, but I'm very flattered?

We were out of white rabbits, so Alice will have to chase a horse instead.

An utterly adorable duckling wearing the top of an eggshell as a hat.

Rapunzel has fallen in dire straits, indeed; she's taken up exotic dancing for penguins.

Frankly, I believe Caliborn's art has improved of late.