Doodle or Die

The Soldier is pleased with his kickass new hat.

The Kool-Aid man is drowning a baby cactus while the parent cactus watches on in horror.

YOU HAD ONE JOB

Doodle or Die

AMEEEERICA. FUCK YEAH.

STICKMAN DICKFIGHT

A naked Patrick Star asks if masterbation is okay.

I <3 squiggles

An Oompa-Loompa singing a song about a hat.

a balloon alien uses his laser eyes to kill a broken stickman

Harry Potter shouting out "Latin Word".

A gay gun

A lovely Pokéball.

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