Brave warrior realizes too late that his brand new hat was actually the anus of a child

The illusion of choice

Spiderman buttplug

Kirby becomes increasingly distressed as the moon shoes he bought don't function exactly as advertised

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Paul Rudd being pleasantly surprised when out of his birthday cake jumps your favorite video game character

Doodle or Die

Elderly pizza surprised as he gazes into the void of the Lorax's anus and sees only darkness staring back

Frolo crossdressing as the very gypsy that did him so he can make a couple extra bucks doing a camshow

A well prepared knight silently gestures downwards

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The worst villain from any game

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Your favorite video game character played by your favorite member of the Muppets

Man accidentally let's loose his cement dad

Kim Jong Un getting pissed that you keep beating him at ping pong

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