coming soon: a small uncooked sausage in an egg with a massive white and a comparatively small yolk

Someone is cat hunting, the cruel bastards.

A black haired gentleman possibly wearing hockey gear is assaulted in the face with a green stick by a girl with a pig on her shirt.

Phone contemplates suicide when it decides autofelatio is an impossibility

who needs a child with HAL9000 on their tshirt

A person with OCD prepares to eat his skittles

flying spaghetti monster escapes from a waterbourne nuke detonation

someone's fotgotten their lunchbox

Walk this way Talk This Way

A man felates someone in the presence of an angel.

Dwarf Fortress

a hairy hook in a bunch of letter "o"s