Beep Boop. Cut the umbilical chord. Beep Boop.

Good luck I'm behind 7000 skeletons.

Blue ninja punched a man so hard he re-arranged his atoms

A man caught fisting his cat

spelling your name using only your forehead

Borderlands textures

Hawaiian girl in a grass skirt is shocked to find the blue man has come for his rent money and her arms flail so wildly her bones break

David Gaynor caused 9/11 and upset some dicks

RATTLE ME BONES

Little Tim could never quite grasp biology.

Dave and John are quite pleased with their name tags. c:

Douche bag 'friend' removes all chess pieces to ruin everyone's day