Transvestite Yoda encourages Luke to get in touch with his feminine side.

You just won duck hunt.

Doodle or Die

Skyrim wizards vs. Satan, who will win? You decide!

Lego man learned that the best way to beat depression is to just decapitate yourself.

I think that contractor we hired to redo our kitchen may have ripped us off.

My stereotypical Mexican thumb says hello. He is quite excited to see you. Perhaps we could go get some burritos later.

A man with severe sunburns is conflicted. Should he yield at the sign, or just go on?

As Brother Bear sat naked under the neon sign that pointed to him, he mused on how far down his life had spiraled, and uttered a bitter lol.

Poorly drawn US. missing two states, and an American flag missing 4 stripes and 44 stars. But it's cool, I'm still the asshole.

Banana has mistaken you for Madonna.

Some drunk ass ruins the party by pissing on the floor.

Faceless fat man wants a hug

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