The American Dream

Dr. Zoidberg has been found murdered, lying in a pool of his own blood. An individual out of sight wonders aloud who could have done it.

Disgusting unibrow cubeman has returned!

Obese Pikachu struggles to shove words through his chins in order to ask his mom for more pizza rolls.

A man rolls up to his green house in the dead of night, only to discover, much to his dismay, that it is not wheelchair-accessible.

An evil wizard transforms my heart into a cookie, teleports it into his hands, and snaps it in two right before my tear-filled eyes.

Snooki from The Jersey Shore attempting to seduce you.

a pony that doesnt look very smart is leaking dark toxic clouds

Harrison Ford robbing a bank in a dollar-store Spongebob costume.

unrelenting force with an iron helmet