a man reads the news while a carrot dances on his paper
A carrot saddened by the death of a cow.
a pirateship sailing in a rainbow
He got a boner from pyramid head saying OH YES
Miley Cyrus goes to Church. The whole place burns down. Don't worry, Justin Bieber was the only one in there with her.
Le french man with le french baguette oh ho ho ho
a guy throws a red ball on a person
A giant woman who only has tits and feet. She can somehow shoot missiles out of her eyes.
mouth with tiny mustach
Man with spaghetti for arms and bleeding eyes.
Trigonometry.
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