Always wear a tampon, ladies.

"Generic nanny, why is my son a giant Pop Tart? Have you been doing science again?"

Stoned Cheeto questions his existence

Darn Kids with no manners, thinkin they run th'place, why in my day, we did what we were told, and we didn't waste time on super nintedies.

One day, I saw a young child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

Constipation

digital art.

Everyone run from the giant pig!

raindrops keep falling on my head

God has come to reap the sinners

Drugs are bad.

Bruce Willis watches in horror as his dog begins to decompose while puking trains.