Someone was frying up some fish bones for dinner, but it caught on fire!

Cover of Dark Side Of The Moon. The Pink Floyd album, not the terrible Michael Bay movie.

That cockroach is WAY too big to squish, but he seems to enjoy a friendly ass-smack.

A T. rex is trying to tell the joke about why blondes wear shoulderpads. It works better if you have shoulders.

Shaggy Rogers isn't scared for once, so instead of 'Zoinks' he just says "...what?"

A cute turtle swimming in an aquarium with his tongue hanging out-- and the painting is signed "Donatello"! So there IS a connection!

"I hate romance," says the individual who's not getting kissed. SOUR GRAPES, mister.

A wrought-iron, chain-link ninja! He's releasing a flurry of throwing stars as he vanishes in a cloud of smoke.

Young artist does a great portrait of Salvador Dali! Possibly because his easel is the HAND OF SATAN.

A very nicely engraved relief of Entei-- if you don't know what that is, think of an extra fluffy Chinese lion dragon.

Mewtwo stares solemnly at you, lit dimly from the front. Ominous!

"It's just porn. Get over it," says an exasperated Pendleton Ward-type girl. Knowing YOU, you aren't going to listen, are you. I thought so.