*sigh says the boring face

A living marijuano joint points at a man suffering from multi-color eye disease.

Murderous guy with deformed eyes cackles as he is covered in blood. Onlookers praise jesus for his actions.

Autistic child thinks hes superman when he gets a hat that is also a helicopter

gym u thee burnt toast! with a picture of toast that looks like an image from a TV with bad static.

Lonely preteen has 2 monitors; one he watches shows that try to hard to be funny and the other he plays Doodle or Die.

First line, K. Second line, space, C. Third Line, 2 spaces, U. Forth line, 4 spaces, F.

Deadpool admires The Flash's ankle.

Happy man points gun at sad man as sad man fondles beheaded corpse inappropriately

A wizlord viking is stunned by the sight of a pink electrical humanoid figure with gaping eyes pouring blue liquid.

Man with deformed hands gets cut in half and accepts the fact his guts are hanging out and he is cut in half. He moves on with his life.

Doodle or Die

Piece of meat with a deformed head on top and chicken legs, kicks rapist lemon.

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