And so the bad children of the world were forever changed when Mecha-Santa decided that they would get flesh eating bacteria and pedophiles.

And the family inside the adobe house watched as the white privileged child drowned in the pond out back. He was never seen again.

Batman finally admitted to himself he was never really a super hero, just a man in spandex and so he was utterly devastated. Robin consoled.

And I cry, when angles deserve to die.

Doritos are obscenely sad due to the fact they cannot light their pipe. No opposable thumbs.

And giant tomato monsters rained down from the sky, upon landing they sprouted arms and legs to further terrorize the citizen of the world.

And so Jesse McCree put on the magical Dr.Seuss hat and became much more powerful. His q now able to kill all adversaries through even walls

Death by mexican food

Interracial dance party with an overwhelming need/want for potatoes.