I'm chewing bits of gore as I desperately fight against bouts of boredom.
Scout is blushing as he reaches up to gesture at a heart. His smile exposes his teeth, his eyes threaten to burn into your soul.
Pyro's true face.
A lonely nerd stares at the computer, they're smiling but they really want to cry even though it doesn't show. They're on doodleordie.
The grave stone has question marks. It is the supposed grave of Sniper but no one is really sure since Valve is taking too long to update.
the dark side of the moon is shooting lazers
A terrified cat is being sucked into a wormhole.
Medic hides what appears to be a love letter behind his back as he talks to the Scout. I don't know what they're saying to each other.
BLU spy has miraculously become buff and he is angrily shouting at you to seduce him.
Jack Ryan staring at a glass of water with an expression of intense distrust.
"E=MC2," the nerd slipped in a 'bitch' in the end to add emphasis. He has braces and is smiling as he throws rocks at someone's house.
A man shoves someone with a third leg(which is a wheel) off a cliff. The victim looks on in bewilderment as they follow on their skateboard.
A man hopelessly asks himself 'why not?' as he drags himself toward the open fridge. They're outside, it's snowing and he is very hungry.