Doodle or Die

BADASS-looking fluttershy, points a gun right at your face, and kills you for calling you a racial slur. YOU DESERVE IT

Apollo has an intimate moment with a red-haired earthling

A man is attacked by a swarm of bees, but cannot run away because his scarf is strangling him! THE HORROR

Homework-helper man rescues another child from a failing grade... but as he leaves, he says "Next time, do your own homework"

Doodle or Die

A question mark made of stone, representing mankind's oldest questions, begins to crumble... much like humanity's curiosity in modern day :(

A hipster shares some music with a non-hipster

M&M's eating each other

A demented elvis presley gives birth through his anus

Man + fruit roll up on a stick = ???

five euro coins curse Medusa

New Chain

Someone at a gum factory "gums up" the machine, ironic hilarity ensues.

New Chain

Pretzels and Nutella are all I will ever need in life.

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