Snail has surprisingly tiny intercontinental ballistic missile.
A cunning linguist.
Shapeshifter masquerades as mousepad, one beady eye betraying its true murderous nature.
Muscular mime imprisons surly baby within a forcefield.
Canadian Godzilla apologises for accidentally crushing pedestrian.
Black woman is certain she knows who has her face.
Not really OK
What's in the oven? Brown, that's what.
Depressing new Nike slogan.
Jury duty runs overtime, ruins social life
Sad diamond recalls mining accident
Uncanny valley Mario sings karaoke