Happiest Snail ever!

Earth butting in line and taking its rightful place as second planet from the sun.

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Aliens in Black insisting to an Alien citizen that the sight of the Earth Space Shuttle was merely swamp gas and that humans don't exist.

Poptart bunny farting rainbows to power flight through the sky. The poptart is pink

Cute dragon sates bloodlust after abstaining for far too long. A My Little Pony looks on disapprovingly.

Large spacefaring cockroaches urinate on flaming buildings to save human lives.

painful blue urination

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