Earth got in the way of a planet-sized, foul-mouthed, four-tentacled octopus.

Even Satan knows his limits.

Tombstone of "the man who sold good shoes"

Black-haired emo boy with white gloves asks that we "Legalize everything" and by "everything" he apparently means cigarettes.

Watermelon trout eating the family dog

Bookstore patron decries the lack of cannons

...and the cow decided not to jump over the moon. Grass is more delicious anyway.

Obsessive-compulsive orangutan tries to score a date

Sunflower is happy with his new salon cut

Doodled woman with black buns and overalls is angry that nothing was drawn next to her

Kitty dances the Charleston on a beach

When ET phoned home for a lift, his parents were disappointed to find it wasn't his older, more successful brother JP.