A beer can is having delusions of being a father.

A divorce ends with the wife taking the kids and the mouth.

James Bond likes only two things. Martinis that are shaken, not stirred. And more paint.

A man is engulfed in darkness. ADVANCED DARKNESS.

A man with a mustache and a mustache tattoo on his finger holding his mustache tattoo in front of his mustache

A super hero from the Legend of Groose.

Scuba Snail

Not Arthur is mad that she is often confused with Arthur.

A llama race.

New Chain

Professor Dog teaching a class on Economics.

That one guy from Adventure Time says which My Little Pony is his favorite. (It's Rainbow Dash)

A red snake with a blue mouth.

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