Just your average, run-of-the-mill Pikachu, doing his thing.

Doodle or Die

A ruined birthday cake sets on the curb beside a drain, soaked in the rain. Pink frosting and colored candles wash over the cement.

Upon viewing a stack of three balls, a man posits aloud: Nice balls.

A banana cries and shrieks no to a crudely drawn orange woman with what appears to be the body of a hand and two testes.

Complete and utter confusion.

A dominatrix is seen from behind, explaining that she expects a tip from a visably shocked infant.

The black Michelin man approaches.

The drive-thru cashier at McDonald's isn't at all disturbed by the tiny martian ordering from his saucer.

The present speaks. "I'm against homosexuals."

Doodle or Die

This young redheaded girl isn't able to go outside, for her fair skin would most assuredly burn. "I hate summer," she says.

This young chicken's name is Stan. He's even telling you himself!

This dragon seems contented, and possibly even proud of himself. He might be a Pokémon, but I couldn't tell you. I never had a Gameboy.

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